- Vinton Harper: HURRY, SKEETER! JEOPARDY! IS STARTING IN A FEW MINUTES!
- Naomi Oates Harper: I am coming! I am coming!
- Alex Trebek: Electrical power is measured in these units
- Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper: What's...? What's...?
- Alex Trebek: Watts is correct!
- Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper: [When Ludlow doesn't risk all of his money on "Final Jeopardy"] You gutless wonder!