The Man in Room 17 (TV Series)
Undue Influence (1966)
Richard Vernon: Oldenshaw
Quotes
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Oldenshaw : I frequently give thanks to God that I was not born American.
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Oldenshaw : Are you peeved?
Imlac Defraits : Yes!
Oldenshaw : No-one can be right all the time, Imlac. Except me.
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Oldenshaw : Solved!
Imlac Defraits : Snap.
Oldenshaw : Got it.
Imlac Defraits : So have I. Rather quicker than you, I fancy. So sorry.
Oldenshaw : Thank you; I accept your congratulations.
[Holds up two pieces of paper]
Oldenshaw : Look at these.
Imlac Defraits : [Resigned] Oh well, you'd better start.
Oldenshaw : On this piece of paper: a date. On this piece of paper - which was in a sealed envelope which I've just opened - another date.
Imlac Defraits : Last time I saw this act , it was at the Chiswick Empire. No wonder music hall died.
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Imlac Defraits : The Devil can quote scripture.
Oldenshaw : As the self-righteous so often say to the sanctimonious.
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Oldenshaw : Legal functionaries expect regal unctions.
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[Defraits has just played Oldenshaw one of Sky Ryder's singles]
Oldenshaw : That is typical of Mr Ryder's singing?
Imlac Defraits : Definitive. It sold a million copies. A strong argument against the abolition of capital punishment, wouldn't you say?
Oldenshaw : Hmm. Revolting sentiments, from what I could hear of them. Catchy tune; but then I'm not so addicted to musical snobbery as you, Imlac.
[He begins to hum the track]
Imlac Defraits : [Hurriedly] Oh, oh thank you, lovely, Oldenshaw, beautiful - ah, please ...
Oldenshaw : Does he always sing this pseudo-religious nonsense?
Imlac Defraits : Yes. It counterpoints his otherwise murky private life.
Oldenshaw : So much for nearly two thousand years of Christianity.