The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis (TV Series)

I Was a Spy for the F.O.B. (1963)

Bob Denver: Maynard G. Krebs

Quotes 

• A.F. Bottomly : [a government agent is on the trail of a female spy]  Which one of you picked up that girl in the lobby?

  Dobie Gillis : [pointing to Maynard]  He's responsible.

  Maynard G. Krebs : Me? Oh come now.

  Dobie Gillis : Please, sir, don't be too hard on him. He didn't know she was your girlfriend, and besides, he can't help it if he's fascinating to women.

  Maynard G. Krebs : Me? Oh come now.

  A.F. Bottomly : [the agent pushes Dobie out of the doorway, and enters the room]  At ease, both of ya. She's not my girlfriend.

  Dobie Gillis : Wshew, I'm glad.

  A.F. Bottomly : She's a dangerous enemy spy who would kill a man as soon as look at him.

  Maynard G. Krebs : Wshew, I'm leavin'.

  A.F. Bottomly : Not so fast. I'm with the United States Government.

  Maynard G. Krebs : Oh help, Dobe, I'm gonna be drafted again.

  A.F. Bottomly : The government isn't that desperate.