Married... with Children (TV Series)

A Bundy Thanksgiving (1996)

Nick LaTour: Old Man

Quotes 

• Old Man : Can I help you folks?

  Al Bundy : Yeah, I need to find Aunt Maddie. Do you know where she is?

  Old Man : Oh, she's down at the church, son.

  Al Bundy : Where's that?

  Old Man : Now, you go down to the end of the block and you make a right. Go past the barber shop and you take your first right. Go another block, make another right, then one more right, and it's on your right.

  Al Bundy : Well, wouldn't it be easier just to cross the street?

  Old Man : Sure, but I need a ride to the barber shop.