Married... with Children (TV Series)

Al Goes Deep (1994)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

Quotes 

• Al Bundy : [presses on his nose]  At tomorrow's game, there's gonna be some very powerful men who will not breathe easy until Chad wins the game.

  Kelly Bundy : Well, maybe if they used both nostrils, they'd breathe easier in the first place.

• Kelly Bundy : Daddy, I am mature enough to make my own decisions. And if you do anything to stand between me and Chad, I am gonna hold my breasts until I turn blue.