Married... with Children (TV Series)
Assault and Batteries (1994)
Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy
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Quotes
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Peggy Bundy : Okay Al, I got your batteries.
Al Bundy : Peg, these are A's, I needed D's.
Peggy Bundy : A's, D's, what's the difference?
Al Bundy : They're too small.
Peggy Bundy : Then use a lot of them.
Al Bundy : Better yet, I'll exchange them... for bullets!
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Al Bundy : Peg, do we really need Christmas icicles? It's May.
Peggy Bundy : Well, you'll thank me in December.
Al Bundy : Only if you leave me in November.
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Peggy Bundy : Oh, look Al, they're doing a "Full House" in 3-D.
Al Bundy : Is the third dimension the funny one?
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Bundo : What is that gizmo?
Evil Bank President : That's not a gizmo, it's a computer.
Bundo : [Bundo draws his guns and shoots the computer six times] Now it's a gizmo. Now you take your prairie chicken hide an' cluck on outta here.
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Man : My wife and I put a penny in it every time we make love.
[smiles]
Man : We're like rabbits.
Al : Good. On Easter I'll dip you both in chocolate and break your heads off.
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Al : [being locked in the store and facing the fact that Peg is running around the mall with credit cards] My wife is out there unsupervised with credit cards!