Married... with Children (TV Series)

At the Zoo (1989)

Jennifer Banko: Courtney

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Courtney : Hi, Mr. Bundy. Would you like to buy some chipmunk cookies?

  Al Bundy : No. Go away.

  Courtney : Oh come on. You can't look at cookies and not be hungry. I know your wife never cooks for you. My father told me that all you ever eat is bugs and dirt.

  Al Bundy : Well, you go home and tell your father that you have the mailman's eyes.

• Courtney : Come on. I know you want to buy some cookies. It's food.

  Al Bundy : Oh, all right. I'll take one box of those macadamian nut cookies.

  Courtney : That'll be two dollars.

  Al Bundy : Wait here, I'll go write you a check.

  Courtney : Cash only, Bundy!

  Al Bundy : I'm a shoe salesman. I don't have any cash on me. Give me some credit.

  Courtney : I've heard stories about you passing bad checks all over town. Two dollars, cash only, deadbeat!

  Al Bundy : Get out of here.

  Courtney : [walks away]  Eat a bug!

  Al Bundy : Wet a bed!