Married... with Children (TV Series)
Buck Can Do It (1987)
Derek McGrath: Buck - Dream Sequence
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Quotes
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Al Bundy : Oh, Buck. I didn't want this to happen.
Buck : I know you didn't, Bundy. And that what makes it even harder to swallow. Ah, what's the difference? I'm sick of the sight of you! I wish you were dead!
Al Bundy : Where are you going?
Buck : Oh, I guess I'll go out and sniff a few butts for old times' sake.
[Buck opens the front door and a blood-splattered, leather-masked chainsaw-wielding figure, Leatherface, and a hockey-masked, machete-wielding figure, Jason Voorhees, enter]
Chainsaw : Hi. We're insane killers!
[Buck beckons them to come on in]
Al Bundy : Sic 'em, Buck!
Buck : Heh, heh!
[Buck exits out the front door where he closes and locks it behind him with Al inside with the two killers who advance towards him]
Al Bundy : Buck! Oh, Buck! Come back! Save me! I'll give you extra yummies! AHHHH!
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Al Bundy : Still mad at me because I got you neutered, huh?
Buck : What? You want me to dance for joy? Bring your pipe and slippers? Roll over so you can rub my belly and see my shame?
Al Bundy : I thought you were supposed to be more affectionate.
Buck : Yeah, right. How about poking my eyes out? Maybe that'll do it.
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Al Bundy : Come on, Buck. You can't mope around feeling sorry for yourself. Hey, how about I take you for a walk? I heard they painted the fire hydrant at the end of the corner.
Buck : Nah. A lot of the "male" dogs hang out there.
Al Bundy : All right, let's clear the air here. This was for your own good.
Buck : [sarcastic] Oh, thank you master. You know my head is a great source of pleasure for me too. How about cutting it off?
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Buck : Well Bundy, I guess you're pretty darn proud of yourself, huh?
Al Bundy : Oh come on, Buck. I tried to stop this.
Buck : You might have tried a little harder.
Al Bundy : I know, why don't we do something to get your mind off it? Hey, you want to watch the Bears game?
Buck : Oh, I don't know. I'm not really into sports anymore. How about taking me to a Peter Allen concert?