Married... with Children (TV Series)
Calendar Girl (1996)
Krista Allen: Crystal Clark
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Quotes
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Crystal Clark : I'm sorry, Bud, I just can't pose for a national calendar. I mean, what if my parents saw me?
Bud : It's not like you're gonna be nude or anything.
Crystal Clark : What would I be wearing?
Bud : This.
[presents a string bikini]
Bud : It's a large.
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[last lines]
Crystal Clark : With kind words, Bud Bundy helped to convince me I have nothing to be ashamed of. And, he's quite the kisser.
Bud : YES! Everyone knows I kissed her. I am a god!
TV Host : Now, Crystal, you said there's something you wanted to tell the world live on our show.
Bud : She's gonna propose to me. I do.
Crystal Clark : Yes, it's time for my family and the rest of the world to see the person I've become. Bud Bundy has made me proud to be a woman who was born... a man.