Married... with Children (TV Series)

Dances with Weezie (1993)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

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Quotes 

• Jefferson : What year did the Cubs last win the World Series?

  Al : 1908.

  Peggy : And yet you can't remember the year we were married?

  Al : Same year, 1908. Only difference is, baseball is still interesting.

  Peggy : Maybe that's because they score more than once a season.

• Peggy : Al, what was I wearing the day we met?

  Al : Too much make-up.

• Peggy : You never listen to me.

  Al : Well, why would I? I have a tv.

  Peggy : I know. It's the only thing you've turned on in 20 years.

  Al : Well, if you came with a remote and mute button, I might turn you on too every now and then.

• Jefferson : Now that's no fair. You stole that from Bugs Bunny.

  Al : Daffy!

  Jefferson : Bugs!

  Al : Daffy!

  Jefferson : Bugs!

  Al : Daffy!

  Jefferson : Bugs!

  Al : Daffy!

  Jefferson : Bugs!

  Al : Daffy!

  Jefferson : Bugs!

  Peggy : [enters the house with Marcy]  Hey, hey! Why are you two introducing yourselves to each other?