Married... with Children (TV Series)

Earth Angel (1987)

Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy

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• Al Bundy : Where are you from? What are your plans? When did you stop wearing a bra?

  Tiffany : Well I'm from San Francisco and I'm on my way to New York to go to art school and I don't like bras. They're too constricting, don't you think?

  Peggy Bundy : Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha get out.

  Al Bundy : Now Peg, she's got no place to go. Bud, get some sheets and a blanket for the couch so your mother will be comfortable.

  [Peg elbows Al in the ribs] 

• Al Bundy : Hey Peg, what happened to the birds?

  Peggy Bundy : [Peg hides Tiffany's goodbye letter]  Uh, I don't know, Al. You wanna go upstairs?

  Al Bundy : Na, no not yet. It doesn't smell like it used to in here. It's not like a sea breeze anymore. Oh well, where's Tiffany?

  Peggy Bundy : Out, for the evening. She went to the movies. You wanna go upstairs?

  Al Bundy : Uh, no, no... uh something's missing, is it darker, colder, is the paint faded?

  Peggy Bundy : Alright Al, she's gone, forever.

• Al Bundy : Tiffany dear, come meet our neighbor, uh he lost a tree, but gained a view. Tiffany... Steve, Steve... uh, view.

  Tiffany : Nice to meet you.

  Steve Rhoades : Gobladoo me.

  Al Bundy : Anyhow, let me give you a price list. Now on Thursdays, she does aerobics, thats $10. On Friday, she sunbathes and she does some jogging, that's our combo plat, that's 15 bucks. But, being you live right next door, you might want to go for the weekly rate. That's $40, but with that you get popcorn and a free lottery ticket.

  Steve Rhoades : I can't believe you Al, this is truly low.

  Al Bundy : So are you in?

  Steve Rhoades : Maybe.

• Al : Did you hear something on the news?

  Peggy : Yes, as a matter of fact. They said that the sun was going to supernova and we should have sex before the end comes.

  Al : I got no time, Peg. I gotta go looting!

• Al : Hey Peg! I got you something that's gonna make your life much easier.

  Peggy : You got a night job?

  Al : No, I already got one of those. It's called getting in bed with you.

  Peggy : Well then, you've been missing work.

• Bud Bundy : Dad? Do you remember you would say that it's important to do nice things for nice people?

  Al Bundy : I never say that, son.

  Bud Bundy : Then it must have been you, Mom.

  Peggy Bundy : No, I it wasn't me either.

  Bud Bundy : Mmm, it must have been Cosby.