Married... with Children (TV Series)
Eatin' Out (1989)
Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy
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Quotes
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Al : [hands Kelly his car keys, to fetch his forgotten wallet] Oh, and Kelly...?
Kelly Bundy : [rolls eyes] I know, I'll be careful.
Al : Nah, I don't care about that. Just don't change my radio station.
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Al : We inherited a check for $237. We don't know what to do with it.
Marcy Rhoades : Well let's see: charm school, car muffler, high hedges.
Steve Rhoades : Your own newspaper subscription, your own garbage cans, bail money for the children.
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Kelly Bundy : You want me to throw a fit on the floor like I do when we can't pay at Denny's?
Al : That was for $3.95. For $225, they'll let you swallow your tongue before they call and ambulance.
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Al : Peg, it's been 2 1/2 hours. It's safe to say the kids have left us here to die.
Peggy Bundy : I can't believe the kids would do this to us.
Al : Yeah, like we wouldn't do it to them.
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Al : [pulling an inheritance check out of its envelope, slowly] I see a seven... I see a three... I see a two...
Bud Bundy : [excitedly] What do you see now, Dad?!
Al : [rolling eyes] I see a check for two hundred and thirty-seven dollars.
Bud Bundy : [disappointed] I buffed this man's *carbuncles* for two hundred and thirty-seven *dollars*?!
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Al : [ordering dinner for everyone, in a high-class restaurant] Give us four steaks. Nuke 'em.
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Al : [stalling, while Kelly goes to get his wallet] How's about some more water? Y'know, it's nature's fruit juice!