Married... with Children (TV Series)

He Thought He Could (1988)

Edan Gross: Young Al

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Quotes 

• Miss DeGroot : You may take just one book.

  Young Al : Hey, be fair! Can you eat just one pig?

• Miss DeGroot : You'd like to check these out, would you? Well, I'm afraid you can't! Do you know why?

  Young Al : 'Cause I didn't bring you French fries like the other boys do?

  Miss DeGroot : You're a bad seed, Bundy. You can't have these books because you are consistently overdue, you never have the money to pay... and looking at you now I doubt you ever will.

  Young Al : I'll bring 'em back, I promise.

  Miss DeGroot : You always promise, but you don't follow through. And that, in a nutshell, is your problem. Make a promise, keep a promise.

  Young Al : Yeah, yeah, bake a pie, eat a pie.

• Lenny : Boy! She hates you, Al.

  Young Al : I swear one day I'm going to take that bowl of sugar and pour the whole thing down her gas tank. My life's got to get better than this.

• Miss DeGroot : D'you think anyone can teach you anything?

  Young Al : Well, you've just taught me that even the slightest movement can make a fat person sweat.