Married... with Children (TV Series)

High I.Q. (1992)

David Faustino: Bud Bundy

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Quotes 

• Bud Bundy : Kel, I don't know if I should be telling you this what with me hating you and all, but... do you know what a pig party is?

  Kelly Bundy : Of course I do, I'm a genius. It's where a bunch of cute people find ugly dates, pretend to like them, take them to a party, and laugh at them til they cry.

  Bud Bundy : So, you've done it before?

  Kelly Bundy : That hurts. Have I ever invited you to a party? That proves I've never been to one.

  Bud Bundy : Well, you've been to one now. This is Alpha's version of a pig party, Kel. Instead of ugly people they invite... how should I put this delicately? Morons, cretins, fools, mind-blowing imbeciles.

• Bud Bundy : Kel, everyone with a name tag is someone's dumb date. I'll show you. Go talk to that guy there.

  [Kelly walks up to a man] 

  Kelly Bundy : Hi, I'm Kelly. I'm a model.

  Delbert : Hi, I'm Delbert. I'm a Los Angeles public school teacher.

  Kelly Bundy : [to Bud]  That doesn't prove anything. He could just be a temp or something.

  Bud Bundy : Then go to that guy over there.

  [Kelly walks up to another guy] 

  Kelly Bundy : Hi, I'm Kelly. I'm a model.

  Ralph : Hi, I'm Ralph. I'm a TV network executive.

  Kelly Bundy : [to Bud]  Uh-oh. But, I'm still not sold.

  Bud Bundy : Look over there. Does that sell you?

  [Kelly and Bud walk over to a wall on which hangs a portrait of Vice President Dan Quayle with the banner: 'Last Year's Winner' as the most stupid attendee] 

  Kelly Bundy : Oh my God, it's true!