Married... with Children (TV Series)

I Can't Believe It's Butter (1995)

Ted McGinley: Jefferson D'Arcy

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• Jefferson D'Arcy : Hey guys, since our wives are downtown feeding Christmas dinners for the homeless, shouldn't we be at the nudie bar feeding dollars to the topless?

  Al Bundy : Great idea. To the nudie bar.

  Bob Rooney : Where Christmas is nice...

  Al Bundy : And lap dances are half-price.

  Al Bundy , Griff , Jefferson D'Arcy , Bob Rooney , Ike , Officer Dan : At the nudie bar!

  Ike : Where you drink down the shooters...

  Officer Dan : And unwrap the hooters.

  Al Bundy , Griff , Jefferson D'Arcy , Bob Rooney , Ike , Officer Dan : At the nudie bar!

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Where eggnog's a plenty...

  Griff : And the girls are all 20.

  Al Bundy , Griff , Jefferson D'Arcy , Bob Rooney , Ike , Officer Dan : At the nudie bar!