Married... with Children (TV Series)

Kelly Bounces Back (1990)

Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy

Quotes 

• Peggy Bundy : Al, did you really mean what you said about me? You really think I do nothing?

  Al Bundy : Peg, if you did any less around here, it would be called 'haunting'.

• Al Bundy : [to Kelly]  Honey, this modeling thing isn't working out, but I have an idea. Why don't you take the skills you've acquired at modeling school and get an important job. One where you meet the public, and serve them french fries.