Married... with Children (TV Series)

Married... Without Children (1987)

Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy

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Quotes 

• Peggy Bundy : Oh hi honey, look, Steve and Marcy are here.

  Al : Yeah, I know. I've been circling the block waiting for them to leave... and finally ran out of gas.

• Peggy Bundy : Ah, gee, the room is beautiful!

  Al : Get in the bed, Peg.

• Al : You are the biggest - By the way, do you have cable?

  Steve : No.

  Al : The biggest *idiot* I've ever met.

• Steve : I'm sorry.

  Al : Yeah, that and a dime will get you a cup of coffee.

  Steve : Where?

  Al : Shut up.

• Al : Peg, it's almost five o'clock, I can't believe the traffic. Why does everybody always stop and watch somebody change a tire? When I wait in traffic that long, the least they can show me is some mangled bodies!

• Al : [turns on the TV]  Ah, SpectraVision.

  [takes off his shirt] 

  Al : Alright, I'm ready, let's go.

  Peggy Bundy : Wait, we promised the kids we'd call them when we got here.

  Al : I dunno, the mood is fading.

  Peggy Bundy : Yeah, I've been there before.

  [puts down the phone] 

  Peggy Bundy : I'm ready.

  Al : [they hug each other tightly]  Ya know, this is nice, just the two of us. We don't have to rush because we're worried the kids'll be coming in.

  TV Announcer : Ladies and gentlemen, would you please rise for our national anthem.

  [Al brings Peggy down to the bed in a hurry]