Married... with Children (TV Series)

Married... with Prom Queen: Part 1 (1989)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

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• Steve Rhoades : [Steve drags in Buck by the collar]  Al, your dog burst into our house and then hid under our bed. He does that every day around suppertime. Quite frankly, he needs a bath and he won't listen to a word I say.

  Peggy Bundy : [chuckles, looks at Al]  Doggy see, doggy do.

• Edna : Oh, Peggy, you look exactly the same. Hey, whatever happened to that good-looking sex machine you were sporting around town?

  [Al clears his throat, looking proud] 

  Edna : You know, Todd Fleming?

  Peggy Bundy : Well, I thought I could do better. Heh. I was wrong. Uh, this is my husband, Al.

  Edna : Al Bundy. Of course. Well, you look the same, too, Al. What a shame.

  Al Bundy : How's it going, Edna? You don't look a day over 1000. How do you do it?

• Peggy Bundy : Listen, Al, you said, "I'm not taking you to the prom." I said, "Fine." You said, "I'll only be a shoes salesman for a couple of months 'til I get my feet off the ground." I said, "Fine." You said, "I don't know what's wrong. I'm just tired." I said, "Fine." I'm not saying "fine" anymore. We are going to this reunion and you're gonna be proud of me and I am gonna be proud of you because when people ask what you do for a living, you're going to say you're a garbage man.

• Peggy Bundy : Okay, Al, let's go over this one more time. Now, what do you do for a living?

  Al Bundy : Garbage man.

  Peggy Bundy : How often do we make love?

  Al Bundy : Five times a year.

  Peggy Bundy : It's five times a week, Al.

  Al Bundy : Oh, come on, Peg, no one's going to believe that.

  Peggy Bundy : I'm not asking you to do it. Just say it. Okay, now, how many children have we got?

  Al Bundy : None.

• Connie Bender : So what are you doing these days, Al?

  Peggy Bundy : [pulls her away from Al]  Uh... He's a garbage man.

• Marcy Rhoades : [to Peggy]  Oh, that is such a beautiful dress. I just saw it on Michigan Avenue, but my husband didn't think we could afford it. See, Steve? Al doesn't mind spending $500 on his wife.

  [Al looks at Peggy in shock] 

  Al Bundy : Is that what I spent on you, pookie? Gee, I guess I really do love you. We're broke, you know that, Peg.

  Peggy Bundy : Oh, Al. What difference does it make? Another month in debtor's prison?

• Peggy Bundy : Fine, but now that you insist on going, there are going to be a few rules. First, I don't want you talking to any of your old friends, particularly that little weasel, Eli.

  Al Bundy : Hey, Eli was a good guy, Peg.

  Peggy Bundy : Ha. Good guys don't say, "Hey, Bundy, I got 20 riding on you. Lower your head and run into a brick wall."

• Peggy Bundy : Rule number two, I don't want you getting into any fights, particularly with Jack.

  Al Bundy : Jack. Yeah, I remember Jack. I don't like Jack. He had this thing about being the best. Always trying to top me. I'd make the team, he'd make the team. I set a record, he set a record. He passed a gallstone, I married you. We could never settle that tie. Jack and me split the school right down the middle. Half for him, half for me. On graduation day, we were going to fight it out in the schoolyard. Me and him, 'til one of us dropped. Well, then, something happened.

  Peggy Bundy : Yeah, I think that something was Eli betting you couldn't jump over a Mustang going 50.

  Al Bundy : I was two inches short of that, Peg! If my toe had just cleared that driver's nose, I'd have won that $10 bet... and my fight with Jack!

• Connie Bender : Peggy? "Peggy Wanker, don't bother to thank her"?

  Peggy Bundy : Connie? "Connie Bender, bring a friend, it won't offend her"?