- [Kelly gets up from her seat and walks over to Frank]
- Kelly Bundy: Hello, Frank.
- Frank: Kelly! Oh, uh... It - it's not what you think... You see, uh... I was planning on using her dentist and I was just checking out his work.
- Kelly Bundy: Yeah, well, I might have bought that if I didn't know that you already see an excellent dentist. But you know, it's okay. I mean, at first I was hurt to see you with someone else, but, after all, I canceled the date. It's my birthday, and it's time to handle my life maturely. I just wanna let you know that I understand what happened and it's okay.
- [Kelly returns to her seat and sits down]
- Kelly Bundy: Daddy, beat him up.
- Al Bundy: Of course pumpkin.
- [Al gets up, walks over to Frank while his girlfriend quickly runs away, beats him up for a while and returns to his seat]
- Al Bundy: And that's why cable will never replace the movie-going experience.