Married... with Children (TV Series)

My Mom, the Mom (1989)

Teri Weigel: Jade

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Quotes 

• Al Bundy : [gives her money]  There you go. That's 20 bucks.

  Jade : I'm sorry I had to ask. But would you believe it? Lost my purse.

  Al Bundy : Well, let's retrace your steps. Let's go back to your shower this morning. What were you wearing?

  Jade : Well, nothing.

  Al Bundy : Uh, uh. And what kind of soap were you using?

• Al Bundy : The important thing here is that you learn responsibility. And that your dad here is more than a ready teller who doles out money anytime anybody asks.

  [the hot brunette Jade enters] 

  Jade : Excuse me? Could you be able to spare some cab fare?

  Al Bundy : Absolutely. You know, cabs are dangerous these days. Let me get you a limo.