Married... with Children (TV Series)

My Mom, the Mom (1989)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

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• Kelly Bundy : Mom, when I grow up I want to be just like you. I want to do nothing, I want to be nothing.

• Kelly Bundy : Do you remember when I was 7 and I was crying because Bobby Shepman liked Teri Mull just because she was a blonde, and you ran right out and bought me my first bottle of bleach?

  Peggy Bundy : I almost forgot about that. Honey, what is your real hair color?

  Kelly Bundy : I don't know. What color is yours?

  Peggy Bundy : I don't know.

• Kelly Bundy : This isn't going to be another one of those "There's only enough food for three" lectures, is it?

  Al Bundy : No, it's not that. I want everybody to know that they have a security guard patrolling the wishing well around the mall, so money will be a little tight for a while.

• Kelly Bundy : I couldn't believe that astronaut. 40 years old and she didn't even know who Oprah was.

• Peggy Bundy : Let's go have ourselves a real mother-daughter day. We'll get some popcorn, feed the pigeons, and then walk by a construction site and make them hoot like jackals.

  Kelly Bundy : You're too cool for school.