Married... with Children (TV Series)

Pilot (1987)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  [Bud sneaks up behind Kelly and grabs her hair and holds a plastic knife to her neck] 

  Kelly Bundy : Let go of my hair, you little psychopath!

  Bud Bundy : Die, commie bimbo!

  Peggy Bundy : Now, Bud! I thought we talked about this before.

  Bud Bundy : What's that, Mom?

  Peggy Bundy : You know, sneaking up behind your sister, pulling her hair, pretending to kill her. You remember the effect it had on Grandma? nobody likes it; nobody thinks it's funny, so cut it out, okay?

  Bud Bundy : Sure, Mom.

  [a horn honks from outside] 

  Peggy Bundy : Now, go to school.

  Kelly Bundy : [to Bud as they walk out]  I *hate* you!

  Bud Bundy : Good!