Married... with Children (TV Series)

Requiem for a Chevyweight: Part 2 (1996)

Ted McGinley: Jefferson D'Arcy

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Quotes 

• Fidel Castro : Still with the CIA?

  Jefferson D'Arcy : No, no. When I couldn't kill you, they fired me.

  Fidel Castro : Oh, sorry. But you still got the moves.

  Jefferson D'Arcy : That's what the wife says.

  [shows Fidel a picture of Marcy] 

  Fidel Castro : You married the kid from Home Improvement?

  Jefferson D'Arcy : [studies the picture]  Aye, carumba. I guess I did. Oh, well. She's got money, she buys me things.

  Fidel Castro : Ha! So did Russia, and look what that got us!

• Jefferson D'Arcy : You, uh... You still have a bunch of old American cars lying around the island?

  Fidel Castro : Thousands. Damn trade embargo. Damn Kennedy. Damn Steve Allen!

  Jefferson D'Arcy : What does Steve Allen got to do with the trade embargo?

  Fidel Castro : Nothing. I just hate him.