Married... with Children (TV Series)

Requiem for a Dead Barber (1989)

Frank Lloyd: Norris

Quotes 

• Al Bundy : Look, it's all over for Louie, and, Russ, you're slipping. But we got a chance. Here's what we gotta do: We go out and find a fire hydrant, we turn that sucker on, we stick our heads in the hole, and wash the gay away.

  Norris : You mean go outside, without nets?

  Al Bundy : I think we better hurry. And afterwards, no matter how long it takes, we find a barber, a real barber.

• Al Bundy : Yeah, we're studs. So, what are we gonna do tonight? Put on our baby dolls, uh, drink a few beers, and give each other spankings?

  Russ : How about shooting some pool?

  Barney : No, no, the severity of the neon will ruin the highlights in my hair.

  Al Bundy : Bowling?

  Norris : Nah, we'd get beat up.

  Al Bundy : Well, what... what can we do that won't put any stress on our hair?

  Louie : We could go see La Cage aux Folles.

  [Al and his friends stare at Louie] 

  Louie : It's really a fine play.

  Al Bundy : You're a plumber, Louie.

  Louie : I was never really comfortable as a plumber.

• Al Bundy : Uh, Louie, come on. Uh... We're going dancing.

  Barney : I want a steak.

  Russ : I want beer.

  Norris : I want a woman.

  Louie : I'm not dressed for dancing.