Married... with Children (TV Series)

The Camping Show (1988)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

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Quotes 

• Marcy Rhoades : I hate the way they won't ask for directions when they're lost.

  Peggy Bundy : And the way they leave the toilet seat up.

  Kelly Bundy : And the way they ask you to chip in for a motel room... so I've heard.

• Kelly Bundy : I'm so bloated, even my teeth are swollen.

  Marcy Rhoades : If I retain any more water in my body, they could build a pier across my butt.

  Kelly Bundy : Oh, I need a back rub.

  Marcy Rhoades : I need a foot rub.

  Peggy Bundy : I need someone to yell at. Where are the men?

  Marcy Rhoades : I bet they went fishing.

  Peggy Bundy : Isn't that just like men. Whenever we need them most, they're never around. Men are the lowest.

  Kelly Bundy : Let's pretend Bud's a man and kill him.