Married... with Children (TV Series)

The Computer Show (1989)

David Garrison: Steve Rhoades

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• Steve : I used to be like you, Al. Well, not *just* like you, I mean, I cared about personal hygiene, and had change for a dollar. But I too doubted the computer. No longer, Al. The computer can be your friend. Especially on those long nights when your wife isn't talking to you 'cause she can't fold a stinking napkin.

• Al : Much like a family, what would a computer do for me?

  Marcy : It could do all sorts of things. Like keeping up with sports scores.

  Al : Newspaper.

  Steve : Social events.

  Al : TV Guide.

  Marcy : Organizing recipes.

  Al : [Placing arm around Peg]  Don't eat.

  Steve : Doctor's appointments.

  Al : Don't care.

• Steve : Al, did you know that your dog is burying himself in your backyard?

  Al : Well I hope it's not the spot by the hose because that little plot's for me.

• Marcy : Al, what you're overlooking is all the things this model can do. This is a muscle machine. It's fully loaded: it has a 3600 baud modem, a VGA high-resolution color monitor, a 40 megabyte harddisk, and 7 megabytes of RAM. Steve, it's the you of computers.

  Steve : You ain't just whistlin' IBM, baby.

• Steve : Welcome to Tomorrowland, Al, where do you want it?

  Al : How about over here in It's a Broke World Afterall.