Married... with Children (TV Series)

The Gypsy Cried (1989)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

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Quotes 

• [Marcy has caught Kelly and Bud stealing gasoline out of their car] 

  Marcy Rhoades : Peggy, please, talk to them!

  Peggy Bundy : [to Kelly and Bud]  Kids, you know the speech. You did a bad thing. Don't do it anymore. Okay? Fine.

• Kelly Bundy : Mom, why can Buck have the coat upstairs and I can't have boys in my room?

  Peggy Bundy : Because that coat can't get pregnant.

  Bud Bundy : Obviously, neither can Kelly.

• [a man returns Al's wallet to Peggy, who takes the money inside] 

  Peggy Bundy : Can you believe it, Marcy? A windfall, just like the gypsy said.

  Marcy Rhoades : [sadly]  I'm so happy for you.

  Peggy Bundy : Oh, don't be ridiculous, Marcy. Nothing bad ever happens to you. You're the luckiest person I know.

  [a black cat walks past Marcy] 

  Marcy Rhoades : Uh, Peggy, do you have a cat?

  Peggy Bundy : No. Why?

  Marcy Rhoades : Oh, just wondering.

• Marcy Rhoades : I'm going to die.

  [the doorbell rings] 

  Peggy Bundy : Oh, Marcy, I'm sure she was wrong. Steve was the only one she went into detail with and nobody has died yet.

  [opens the door and sees Steve] 

  Steve Rhoades : Guess who just kicked the bucket! Only the man with the best parking space at the bank. Meet the new man with the best parking space at the bank. He always said I'd get that space over his dead body.

  [cackles] 

  Steve Rhoades : See you at the funeral, Simpson!

• Steve Rhoades : Boy, that gypsy sure knew what she was talking about.

  Al Bundy : She sure did. I won $200 on a horse.

  Peggy Bundy : Yeah, and I... I got... I got the best guy in the whole world.

  Al Bundy : So we're all winners!

  [Al, Peggy, and Steve stare at Marcy] 

  Marcy Rhoades : Why is everyone looking at me?

  Al Bundy : Because you're up next.

  Peggy Bundy : Smooth, Al. Don't you think she knows disaster is gonna happen to her?

  Al Bundy : Yeah, maybe it's not even safe to have her in our house.

  [Al and Peggy look at Steve] 

  Steve Rhoades : Oh, no. I'm not taking her to my house. I don't even want her around my parking space.

• Al Bundy : Uh, Steve, let me talk some sense into her. Marcy, you're worried over nothing. There's no ocean between here and New York. Worst thing that could happen, you'd hit a mountain and disintegrate.

  Peggy Bundy : [sarcastically]  Oh, honey, all that wisdom and yet we live amongst the common people.

• Peggy Bundy : First class! I thought I'd have to wait for my second husband to fly first class!