Married... with Children (TV Series)

The Gypsy Cried (1989)

David Garrison: Steve Rhoades

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Quotes 

• Marcy Rhoades : I'm going to die.

  [the doorbell rings] 

  Peggy Bundy : Oh, Marcy, I'm sure she was wrong. Steve was the only one she went into detail with and nobody has died yet.

  [opens the door and sees Steve] 

  Steve Rhoades : Guess who just kicked the bucket! Only the man with the best parking space at the bank. Meet the new man with the best parking space at the bank. He always said I'd get that space over his dead body.

  [cackles] 

  Steve Rhoades : See you at the funeral, Simpson!

• Steve Rhoades : Boy, that gypsy sure knew what she was talking about.

  Al Bundy : She sure did. I won $200 on a horse.

  Peggy Bundy : Yeah, and I... I got... I got the best guy in the whole world.

  Al Bundy : So we're all winners!

  [Al, Peggy, and Steve stare at Marcy] 

  Marcy Rhoades : Why is everyone looking at me?

  Al Bundy : Because you're up next.

  Peggy Bundy : Smooth, Al. Don't you think she knows disaster is gonna happen to her?

  Al Bundy : Yeah, maybe it's not even safe to have her in our house.

  [Al and Peggy look at Steve] 

  Steve Rhoades : Oh, no. I'm not taking her to my house. I don't even want her around my parking space.

• [Steve tells Marcy her boss wants her to accompany him when he makes his speech at the Women in Banking Convention] 

  Marcy Rhoades : Where and when, Steve?

  Steve Rhoades : Tomorrow night, 7:30, New York City.

  Marcy Rhoades : I love New York City! If I can make it there, I can make it anywhere. How am I going to make it there, Steve?

  Steve Rhoades : On a plane, you're flying.

  Al Bundy : So that's how you're gonna die!

• Marcy Rhoades : I'm not going to New York, Steve.

  Steve Rhoades : Well, honey, it's good for your career.

  Marcy Rhoades : No, Steve, spiraling down to earth in a fiery hell is not really good for my career. I know what's going to happen. The plane will crash in the ocean. Then we'll all scamper for lifeboats. I'm little. The big girls will push me aside like they did in school during fire drills. I remember those drills. Orderly exit, my ass! They trampled me like peanut shells on the floor of a cheap bar!