Married... with Children (TV Series)
The Gypsy Cried (1989)
Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy
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Quotes
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Madame Olga : [Sitting on the couch, sensing psychic vibes] Sit down. I feel very strong vibrations here.
Al Bundy : [to Peg] Did you leave your toy running under the couch again?
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[Al comes home, carrying money]
Al Bundy : Peg! Guess what happened? You remember that fortune teller said "green"?
[as Al talks, Peggy tries to take his money, but is unsuccessful]
Al Bundy : Well, I saw this horse, Gangrene, running in the third race today. He went off at 20 to 1 and I won $200. Ha ha! That fortune teller really knew what she was talking about.
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Steve Rhoades : Boy, that gypsy sure knew what she was talking about.
Al Bundy : She sure did. I won $200 on a horse.
Peggy Bundy : Yeah, and I... I got... I got the best guy in the whole world.
Al Bundy : So we're all winners!
[Al, Peggy, and Steve stare at Marcy]
Marcy Rhoades : Why is everyone looking at me?
Al Bundy : Because you're up next.
Peggy Bundy : Smooth, Al. Don't you think she knows disaster is gonna happen to her?
Al Bundy : Yeah, maybe it's not even safe to have her in our house.
[Al and Peggy look at Steve]
Steve Rhoades : Oh, no. I'm not taking her to my house. I don't even want her around my parking space.
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[Steve tells Marcy her boss wants her to accompany him when he makes his speech at the Women in Banking Convention]
Marcy Rhoades : Where and when, Steve?
Steve Rhoades : Tomorrow night, 7:30, New York City.
Marcy Rhoades : I love New York City! If I can make it there, I can make it anywhere. How am I going to make it there, Steve?
Steve Rhoades : On a plane, you're flying.
Al Bundy : So that's how you're gonna die!
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Al Bundy : Uh, Steve, let me talk some sense into her. Marcy, you're worried over nothing. There's no ocean between here and New York. Worst thing that could happen, you'd hit a mountain and disintegrate.
Peggy Bundy : [sarcastically] Oh, honey, all that wisdom and yet we live amongst the common people.
