Married... with Children (TV Series)

User Friendly (1995)

John Kendall: Bruno

Quotes 

• [watching Bud perform in a virtual reality sex experiment] 

  Sandy : Oh, I recognize this. It's foreplay.

  Dr. Kessler : Either that or he has a spastic colon.

  Bud Bundy : Oh, baby, what you do.

  Dr. Kessler : Yeah, it's his colon.

  Sandy : Let's get a second opinion.

  [to a nearby janitor] 

  Sandy : Hey, Bruno. What does this look like to you?

  Bruno : Looks like I'm gonna need a bigger mop.