Married... with Children (TV Series)
What I Did for Love (1992)
Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy
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Quotes
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Peggy Bundy : Which reminds me, Al, I want sex.
Al Bundy : So do I, but I see no reason to drag you into it.
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Al Bundy : Peg, you're down here. I must've been dreaming you ran off with that dwarf down at the bookstore, and that I'm living in sin with a Playmate centerfold and her eight roommates who can speak, but choose not to.
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Al Bundy : Well, there's nothing appetizing under there at all. Now, Peg, if you expect me to pleasure you, I'm gonna need the same thing that Robert Mitchum needs.
Peggy Bundy : A jowl-tightening?
Al Bundy : No. Beef, baby. Lay it on me!
Peggy Bundy : Al, do you know that I cooked four hours for that five minutes of sex we had? It's just not worth it.
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Al Bundy : Choco cake! Choco cake! Eat so much you get a tummy ache!
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Peggy Bundy : Al, can you honestly look me in the eye and tell me that this does not turn you on?
Al Bundy : Well, Peg, I can look you in the anywhere and say that.
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Peggy Bundy : Al, this isn't normal. Everybody else has sex.
Al Bundy : [chuckles] Everybody else has sex. What are you doing, looking in windows?
Peggy Bundy : Yes, I do! And everybody else has sex.