- Martin Payne: I work hard baby. I do a lot of research.
- Gina Waters: Like yesterday's show? Talking about how Redd Foxx is still alive?
- Martin Payne: Babe, think about it. The man faked it. If you owe $16 billion in taxes, what would you do?
- Gina Waters: You think your friends are better?
- Martin Payne: Most definitely.
- Gina Waters: Like Cole? He's primitive. He don't even have have thumbs!
- Martin Payne: Hey,hey,hey,hey... Cole don't need thumbs. He can't count past eight babe!
- Martin Payne: My ex-girlfriend once asked me if I loved her. Do I love her?... Well, let's just say that in the course of a four-year relationship,I bought her a hat, a scarf,a t-shirt and a sweater. We broke up... I let her keep the sweater. Now, I know you cannot put a price tag on love... but that sweater really set a brother back, all right? How far should a man go for love? We'll be right back.