Martin (TV Series)
Boyz 'R Us (1992)
Carl Anthony Payne II: Cole Brown
Quotes
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Gina Waters : Okay, this how we play, when I ask a question, you just answer it honestly, okay? That means everybody.
Martin Payne : I'm gonna do the honest thing, girl!
Gina Waters : Alright. Question number one - "Would you date someone who was 40lbs. overweight?"
Martin Payne : Nah. Nah. No. No. I got to breathe , baby.
[act like he's suffocating]
Pamela 'Pam' James : I would. I mean, as long as 20 of it was in his wallet.
Cole Brown : Uh, sure. 40lbs. overweight means baby can cook.
Pamela 'Pam' James : Next question: "If you were married and shipwrecked on a desert island with a beautiful stranger, would you make love to them?"
Cole Brown : Whew, Mary Ann and Ginger? Yeah! But not that Mrs. Howell.
Gina Waters : Martin?
Martin Payne : Come on, baby, I would die making love to a coconut before I'd cheat on you.
Gina Waters : Next question: "Would you date someone who was of a different race than yourself?"
Cole Brown : It don't matter what race she is. We all black when the lights go out.
Thomas Strawn : Well, I don't know. My mama always told me, "If she can't use your comb, don't bring her home."
Cole Brown : Wait a minute. Tommy, you were dating a white girl in college.
Thomas Strawn : No, she wasn't white! She was French!