- Mary Richards: I just wanted you to know that sometimes I get concerned about being a career woman. I get to thinking my job is too important to me, and I tell myself that the people I work with are just the people I work with. And not my family. And last night, I thought, 'what is a family, anyway?' They're just people who make you feel less alone... and really loved. And that's what you've done for me. Thank you for being my family.
- Sue Ann Nivens: If I'm going to find another job, I better go out and collect some references... I wonder where the 31st armored division is bivoacking these days.