The Mary Tyler Moore Show (TV Series)

Today I am a Ma'am (1970)

Valerie Harper: Rhoda Morgenstern

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Quotes 

• Rhoda Morgenstern : Allow me to introduce myself, I'm another person in the room - Rhoda Morgenstern.

  Howard Arnell : Oh, Howard Arnell, how do you do?

  Rhoda Morgenstern : And this is my date, Mr. and Mrs. Armand Lynton.

• Rhoda Morgenstern : How can you gorge yourself and stay so skinny? I'm so hungry I can't stand it.

  Mary Richards : Why don't you eat something?

  Rhoda Morgenstern : I can't. I've got to lose 10 lbs by 8:30.

• Mary Richards : You don't know this man, outside of hitting him with your car?

  Rhoda Morgenstern : No, and I know you're gonna think I'm kidding, but you can really get close to someone fast when you hit him with a car.

  Phyllis Lindstrom : You can't just get to know someone over coffee, can you?

• Howard Arnell : Say, I've got an idea. For posterity.

  Rhoda Morgenstern : Yeah, that's a good idea: pictures. Who knows when Nance and I will see each other again.

  [rolls eyes]