Maude (TV Series)

Vivian's First Funeral (1976)

Bea Arthur: Maude Findlay

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• Dr. Arthur Harmon : [Vivian gives a deceased woman back a brooch Arthur took from her]  How could Vivian do such a thing?

  Maude Findlay : Don't worry, Arthur. Hattie will give it back to Agnes. She's bound to run into her down there.

• Vivian Harmon : I've never actually seen a body that wasn't alive before.

  Maude Findlay : Vivian, what are you talking about? You've been married to Arthur for three years.

• Dr. Arthur Harmon : Where is Hattie being laid out?

  Maude Findlay : MacDonald's.

  Dr. Arthur Harmon : MacDonald's?

  Maude Findlay : Arthur, it's a funeral home on Main Street. Next to the Burger King.

  Dr. Arthur Harmon : I'll meet you all there later. I think it's nice that Hattie is at MacDonald's. She deserves a break today.

• Maude Findlay : [At a funeral]  I am not having a good time here.