- Stephanie Malone: Is this all?
- Bart Maverick: You sound like you're the one who's being robbed.
- Stephanie Malone: What kind of poker player are you?
- Bart Maverick: I was considered quite good by the gentleman who used to own most of that $800.
- Stephanie Malone: I expected a lot more.
- Bart Maverick: If I'd have known you were waiting, I might've stayed in the game a little longer. But if you're disappointed, you could always return the money.
- Stephanie Malone: I will eventually. I'm considering this a loan.
- Bart Maverick: Then, I might warn you, my interest rates are high, six percent.
- Sheriff Murray: We've got dozens of shapely, young ladies in Gold Flats. It'd take more than a week to search 'em all.
- Bart Maverick: I can't think of a better way to spend the time.
- Bart Maverick: Stephanie, I've got a brother named Bret, who can outdraw me anytime he wants to, and he's known as the "Second Slowest Gun in the West."
- Stephanie Malone: Bart, I don't want you to get hurt!
- Bart Maverick: That must be why I'm so fond of you. We have so much in common.
- [first lines]
- Bart Maverick: Eight hundred dollars. That's correct down to the last penny, sir. And thank you, gentlemen, for a most pleasant and, uh, profitable evening. Night.
- [last lines]
- [after Bart is put back in jail to finish his sentence]
- Stephanie Malone: Goodbye, Bart. I'll be back in seven days.
- Bart Maverick: Seven long days.
- Stephanie Malone: That's a whole week. Think how the interest will pile up.
- Sheriff Murray: We got dozens of shapely young ladies in Gold Flats. It'd take more'n a week to search 'em all.
- Bart Maverick: I can't think of a better way to spend the time.
- Stephanie Malone: wouldn't lie to you.
- Bart Maverick: You'd shove a gun in my back and take all my money, but you wouldn't lie to me, huh? You'd better keep talking.
- Stephanie Malone: Now, keep lookin' straight ahead, and put your arms in the air, please.
- Bart Maverick: I'm glad you said "please".
- Bart Maverick: Just make me a deputy, that's all. And let me go along with your posse.
- Sheriff Hardy: Promise you won't try any foolish heroics?
- Bart Maverick: It's yours to lead, Sheriff, and mine but to follow. As far behind you as possible.
- Bart Maverick: Now look, Sheriff, a man wins in an honest game a cards and then goes out and gets robbed and you do nothin' about it. You run this town like that Mayor plays poker!
- Bart Maverick: I wouldn't like to see bloodshed on the streets of Brotherly. Especially if it was mine.