Max Headroom (TV Series)

War (1987)

Matt Frewer: Edison Carter, Max Headroom

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Quotes 

• Edison Carter : Since when has news been entertainment?

  Murray : Since it was invented?

• Max Headroom : Hi! This is Max-Max Headroom on Network 23, brought-brought-brought to you by...

  [pauses, and then continues are a montage of vintage car clips continue behind him] 

  Max Headroom : Oh, NO, no no-no-no-no! I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but if they think I'm endorsing car accessories, they've got another dipstick-stick coming. No-No, they've tried this one before and I'm radial tired of it! If they expect me to change gear now and start spark-spark-spark plugging their products, they must be out of their pist-pist-piston heads! Listen, I don't like to blow my own gasket, but I have better things to do than just sit here and wax polish lyrical about car parts! Car parts! I've got letters from fan belts who say, "Max, you're special! You're unique! You're differential!" Yes, yes I know it's what they want, that's because they're air conditioned to it - to it. Oh - to it. Oh, I've fendered it off time and timing belt again. I mean, who's calling the tune-tune-tune up? Who's in cru-cru-cru-cru-cruise control here, anyway? I'll tell ya who! Me! Me! Max Headlamp! And if they don't like it, they can stick-stick-stick shift it in their exhaust pipes and choke-choke it! AND smoke it!