McLeod's Daughters (TV Series)

Brave J (2002)

Rachael Carpani: Jodi Fountain

Quotes 

• Tess Silverman McLeod : I promised to wax your legs and the offer is only good for tonight.

  Jodi Fountain : Oh, great. So I get to stay home and look good or go out and be hairy?

  Becky Howard : Life's cruel like that.

• Becky Howard : I've never slept with an ex.

  Tess Silverman McLeod : Well, you're smarter than us.

  Becky Howard : Naah, I've just never been out with anyone long enough to make them an ex.

  Jodi Fountain : Why do it? Why torture yourself?

  Meg Fountain : Because you set your eyes on him and your brain goes out the window.

  Tess Silverman McLeod : Yeah, we all think we're sophisticated, intelligent beings, but really we're just like any other animals, ruled by pheromones and hormones.

  Becky Howard : And beer.