Men in Black: The Series (TV Series)

The Alpha Syndrome (1997)

Ed O'Ross: Kay

Quotes 

• Alpha : I thought you'd come. Where's the rookie?

  Kay : This is between you and me, Alpha.

  Alpha : So it is, K... so it is.

• Alpha : The cosmic intergrator opened my mind - my body had to follow! If only you knew what was in here...

  Kay : I used to think I did... until you left me for dead.

  Alpha : Well, stuff happens. But I'm offering you immortality, K. I'll get you another heart. It won't hurt a bit.

  Kay : You wouldn't go all the way to Sentillia for that heart, would you?

  Alpha : Why should I? Plenty of Sentillians right here on Earth.

  Kay : I had the twins do a little research. Did you know that Sentillians can breath a gas that would make a human's lungs dissolve? Bet you did. So, I got to wondering... st how inhuman are you?

  [takes out a can of Sentillian atmosphere gas] 

  Alpha : You wouldn't! It'll destroy us both!

  Kay : I'm willing to live with that. The Sentillian of coarse, walks. Come on, Alpha. Let's you and me take the ULTIMATE thrill ride.

  [J and L burst in the room] 

  Alpha : They riding, too?

  [pause] 

  Alpha : I didn't think so.

• Alpha : Join me, K! Be like me!

  Kay : A circus freak?

• Jay : You're ignoring Zed's orders? Who's the hot dog here?

  [sees the LTD is gone] 

  Jay : Our wheels! We've been carjacked!

  Kay : Sorry, kid. I can't take you on this one.

  Jay : What? Why?

  Kay : I've already left. Besides, the underwear wrench can't tighten the laughing lumbago...

  [melts, and is revealed to be a Quick-Clone] 

• Zed : I can't let you go, Kay. It's suicide

  Kay : But, Zed, minor grapefruits sizzling without the bric-a-brac sauce. Radial tires go bee-bop, bee-bop... .

  [melts, and is revealed to be a Quick-Clone] 

  Zed : A Quick-Clone!... K, where are you?

• Alpha : Oh, bad boy!

  [stings the heart and drops it] 

  Jay : You... killed it!

  Kay : That was completely unnecessary, Alpha!