The Mighty Boosh (TV Series)

Call of the Yeti (2005)

Noel Fielding: Vince Noir, The Moon, Barry

Quotes 

• Vince Noir : [about Cheekbone magazine]  It's the most up-to-date magazine around. It's so cutting edge it goes out of date every three hours. Can't get it in shops. It's delivered by ninjas.

• Naboo : He's gone too! It's all part of the ritual. Vince, ignore the Hippie Nonsense. You're a punk, stay punk. Think of Johnny Thunders. Block it out.

  Vince Noir : What about you?

  Naboo : I'm a Shaman. My mind is a fortress.

  [Naboo starts dancing with the Yetis] 

• Vince Noir : Yeah, big deal!

  [pulls trousers down] 

  Vince Noir : You see that? Straighteners. Nicky Clarke. Hottest you can get. Fell asleep on them while I was pissed.

• Howard Moon : Do you need to pack this Jacobean ruff?

  Vince Noir : Listen, I've got a strong feeling the Tudor look's gonna come back in while we're away. I don't wanna get left behind.

  Howard Moon : You'll be in the wilderness. Who's gonna know?

  Vince Noir : What if someone's photographing animals, yeah, and I'm in the back of the shot? The internet's a powerful tool these days.