The Mighty Boosh (TV Series)

Call of the Yeti (2005)

Rich Fulcher: Kodiak Jack, Alan - Global Explorer Delivery Man

Quotes 

• Kodiak Jack : Have you ever had a mountain goat grab you by the scrotum and run away with it and then sell it on ebay a day later?

  Howard Moon : Err, no.

  Kodiak Jack : You ever been Rohypnoled by a swan, woke up in Cancun?

  Howard Moon : No.

  Kodiak Jack : Ever been to a key party with a herd of rhino? Well, I have! And it ain't purty!

  Howard Moon : Right.

• Kodiak Jack : Beautiful view, huh?

  Howard Moon : Oh, yeah... when I see a view like that, I'm always aware of the terrifying insignificance of mankind... and yet, at the same time the irrevocable connection we all have with the universe.

  Kodiak Jack : Know what I think about? All the tiny animal penises all over. Anyway, I got a question for ya.

• Kodiak Jack : [talking to Howard about Vince]  We don't often get a cute little nubile princess like that out in the wilderness. Usually just old weather-beaten types like yourself.

• Howard Moon : I've actually read this book on the Wilderness.

  Kodiak Jack : Book!

  [Spits] 

  Kodiak Jack : That's all you people know. Your book isn't going to help when there's a Grizzly on the loose!

  [Grabs the book and throws it out the window, killing a Grizzly on the loose]