The Mighty Boosh (TV Series)

The Legend of Old Gregg (2005)

Noel Fielding: Vince Noir, The Moon, Old Gregg

Quotes 

• Vince Noir : I'm a little bit peckish, have you got any olives?

  Colin : No

  Vince Noir : Hummus?

  Colin : No

  Vince Noir : Stuffed vine-leaves?

• Fisherman : The only person to have met Old Gregg and lived to tell the tale is Old Mr Hopkins, there.

  Vince Noir : Right, I'll ask him, see what's going on.

  Fisherman : You're welcome to try...

  Vince Noir : [to Mr. Hopkins]  Hi, what was it like meeting Old Gregg?

  Old Mr Hopkins : Waaah! Waaaah! WAAAH!

• Vince Noir : Have you seen this review?

  Howard Moon : Vince, we do not need the words of reviewers to tell us what we're about.

  Vince Noir : Well, that's lucky, 'cause there's no words in this one. It's just a picture of some sick with our names underneath it.