Rob Paulsen: Max

Quotes 

• Virgil : Greetings, Mighty One. I fear the world needs you once again.

  Max : What? Didn't I just save it last week?

  Virgil : Indeed you did, but you are to join us post-haste. Take the portal by the septic tank to Oregon, turn right at the Sacoya-third truck from the left, then on to the Chinese laundry, and then...

  Max : Whoa, hold the phone, would you, Virg? If I don't get this all down I'm liable to end up in Albania!

• Max : You mean big furry dudes who grow long fangs and hair on their palms and wear bad makeup once a month like the Wolfman?

• Max : Another day, another monster blown to bits!

• Max : Open sesame!... Open Saskatchewan! Oh, open or I'm gonna be dead meat!

• Norman : Give the word, Mighty One, and we can be out of here.

  Virgil : Norman, no! That is, uh-without law, there is only chaos. After all, we are innocent, we must wait for the chief constable to let us go.

  Max : Thank you Socrates...

• Max : Aye! Uh, I mean yeah!