- Alpha 5: [shaken by an earthquake] Danger. Danger. It's the big one, I know it. We'll all be destroyed.
- Zordon: Calm down, Alpha. It's Rita. She's escaped and she's attacking the planet.
- Alpha 5: Ay-yi-yi. What do we do?
- Zordon: Teleport to us five overbearing and over-emotional humans.
- Alpha 5: No! Not that! Not teenagers!
- Zordon: That's correct, Alpha.
- Alpha 5: I was afraid of that.
- Jason Lee Scott: So, who are you?
- Kimberly Hart: Like, what are you?
- Zordon: I am Zordon, an interdimensional being caught in a time warp.
- Alpha 5: And my name is Alpha 5.
- Kimberly Hart: Excuse me, but will, like, somebody come back to Earth and pick me up? Because I am totally confused.
- Zordon: It's quite simple, my dear. This planet is under attack, and I have brought you here to save it.
- Rita Repulsa: Finster, those stupid putties are getting beaten by a bunch of pimple-faced nitwits! They're pathetic!
- Squatt: How about making Goldar big with your wand?
- Rita Repulsa: [growling and leaving] I always have to do everything myself. Finster, I'll deal with you later!
- Rita Repulsa: [angrily, yells] I can't believe they beat us back!
- Baboo: [hits Squatt in the head three times] This is all your fault, Squatt! You should have help!
- Rita Repulsa: Goldar, you failed!
- Goldar: It won't happened again, empress!
- Rita Repulsa: Shut up! I've got a headache!