The Millionaire (TV Series)
Millionaire Andrew C. Cooley (1959)
Andy Clyde: Andrew C. Cooley
Quotes
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Michael Anthony : [At the door of Cooley's hotel room] Mr. Andrew C. Cooley?
Andrew C. Cooley : Oh, no! Black, huh?
Michael Anthony : I beg your pardon?
Andrew C. Cooley : Black! You're the varmint that told me black. You're the polecat that cost me my fortune.
Michael Anthony : [Slipping into the room and closing the door] Well, I'm terribly sorry. Perhaps I can make it up to you
Andrew C. Cooley : Now let me tell you, sonny. The next time somebody makes the mistake of asking you a question and you don't know the answer, keep your mouth shut!
Michael Anthony : But I didn't know, Mr. Cooley...
Andrew C. Cooley : What were you thinking about?
Michael Anthony : I didn't know...
Andrew C. Cooley : There you go, stuttering again.
Michael Anthony : Mr. Cooley, if you would permit me to answer one sentence, perhaps I wouldn't appear to stutter.
Andrew C. Cooley : Can't you see I'm busy, sonny?
[Starts to undue his bedroll]
Michael Anthony : So am I!
[Opens his briefcase and removes a check]
Michael Anthony : As I said, my name is Michael Anthony. I have a gift for you. It's from an anonymous donor. I have a cashier's check for $1,000,000.
Andrew C. Cooley : [Looks at check] It's got my name - Andrew C. Cooley.
[to Anthony]
Andrew C. Cooley : Glad to know you, sonny. Glad to know you! You were saying something?
Michael Anthony : I have a cashier's check in the amount of $1,000,000 made out to you.
Andrew C. Cooley : Sonny, you ain't foolin' me?
Michael Anthony : No, and it's tax-free.
Andrew C. Cooley : Keep talking. Keep Talking.
Michael Anthony : Thank you.
[Removes document from briefcase]
Michael Anthony : Now, if you will just sign this paper, agreeing to tell no one the amount or the circumstances under which you received it. You may tell your wife.
Andrew C. Cooley : I'm not married. Of course, I've got to tell Clara. Clara is my jackass.
Michael Anthony : [Chuckles] Oh, Mr. Cooley, this agreement does not refer to animals, only people. Now, if you'll sign here, the check is yours and I'll be on my way.
[Cooley signs]
Michael Anthony : Thank you, Mr. Cooley.
[Returns agreement to briefcase]
Michael Anthony : I hope you'll forgive me for 'black.'
Andrew C. Cooley : Black.
[laughs]
Andrew C. Cooley : Say, what did you say your name was?
Michael Anthony : Michael Anthony.
Andrew C. Cooley : Anthony, yes.
[Turns serious]
Andrew C. Cooley : Well, let me tell you something, sonny. For forty years, I dug into the hillside hoping to make it and I finally thought I did make it. Then, wham, I'm flat broke. Just wish I knew a proper way to thank you.
Michael Anthony : You just have, sir. Good luck, Mr. Cooley.