Mind Your Language (TV Series)

Come Back All Is Forgiven (1978)

Barry Evans: Jeremy Brown

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Quotes 

• Ranjeet Singh : [raising hand]  Excuse please, what is the nature of the gift you are receiving from Danielle?

  Jeremy Brown : [looking at Danielle's gift]  "Eau de toilette", toilet water. You put it on your face.

  Ali Nadim : [confused]  Oh Blimey! You are putting water from the toilet on your face?

  Jeremy Brown : No Ali, it's not that kind of toilet water.

• Jeremy Brown : [puts cow bell around Miss Courtney]  In India, you'd be sacred!

• Jeremy Brown : To coin a phrase, I've been given the bullet.

  Giovanni Capello : Santa Maria! She try to shoot you?

• Giovanni Capello : [about Miss Courtney summoning Mr. Brown]  Hey, maybe she's a-gonna get you a birthday present!

  Jeremy Brown : Yes, and maybe the Pope's getting married!

  Giovanni Capello : [shocked]  He is? I didn't know that!