- [Arthur is raising money for the repair of the Winchester Club by organising a football match against the police, but he has persuaded the vicar to lend them the football pitch for free by saying that it is for repairs to Winchester Cathedral]
- Dave Harris: It don't seem right, somehow, conning the clergy.
- Arthur Daley: He's the one who married me and 'Er Indoors. I prefer to see it as settling an old score.