- George Bang: Kevin, do something! How much fun is college going to be if everyone's drinking beer and having sex all the time?
- Andy French: Hey, Kev, you want some spaghetti?
- Kevin French: [frantically] Andy offers Kevins spaghetti at 9. If Andy is seven years older than pudding, how many liters of Andy does it take to get to Denver?
- Andy French: [backs away slowly] There's Parmesan cheese in the... refrigerator.