- Mr. Rogers: What I'm interested in is... now, when you get angry - you, Lou Ferrigno get angry - what, uh, what do you like to do? What do you do when you get angry? You don't - you don't turn cars over and jump out windows, or things like that?
- Lou Ferrigno: No, thank God.
- Queen Sara Saturday: I must say it was quite a start at first. I was out on my back balcony looking for birds, when all of a sudden I noticed this large creature.
- Handyman Negri: A dinosaur?
- Queen Sara Saturday: Well it was much to big for a yellow-bellied sapsucker.
- Prince Tuesday: Well, I was playing in the garden near my wall, and I saw... I mean, I really saw it. I wasn't sleeping, and I wasn't daydreaming. Oh, Daddy! I really saw it!
- King Friday XIII: And what was it you saw?
- Prince Tuesday: I told you. A really big dinosaur!
- King Friday XIII: Now, son, I've told you over and over again that dinosaurs are extinct. They are finished!
- Prince Tuesday: I know! I know!
- Lady Aberlin: Uncle Friday, we saw it too.
- Handyman Negri: Yes, sir. Lady Aberlin and I both saw it, and it even had a huge crown on its head.
- Lady Aberlin: And a great big necklace on.
- King Friday XIII: Oh! get out the cannons! Call for the troops! Dinosaur in the land!
- Lady Aberlin: Wait a minute, Uncle Friday!
- King Friday XIII: Well, we need immediate action here!
- Lady Aberlin: Well, I propose immediate action to, but not with cannon and troops.
- King Friday XIII: Uh, what do you propose?
- Lady Aberlin: I propose that we prove to you that the dinosaur that we all have seen is really someone from this neighborhood dressed up in a costume.
- King Friday XIII: Well, how would you do it?
- Lady Aberlin: Well, Handyman Negri and I are the biggest ones here at the moment, so we could make a careful search of the entire neighborhood. And when we find the dinosaur, we would... just... ask it to takeoff its costume.
- King Friday XIII: Sounds like a peaceful plan to me.
- Prince Tuesday: Yes, but... but what if it isn't a costume?
- Handyman Negri: Well, then will just have to think of something else to do in that case.
- Prince Tuesday: You just call for me, and I'll take care of it with my superfunnel.
- Lady Aberlin: Will call for you as soon as we need you.